SCANDALOUS (and IMMORAL)

Yes, it is true...on June 11, Georgia Ann K., an attorney for the United States Government, in an official action, deemed our company and our Mascot, Woody, to be "...immoral and scandalous." It seems the word "Woody" is a vulgar term that is profane. Now how are we suppose to know that? You see, we are car enthusiasts and love the classic car with HARD WOOD paneling. Do you see anything on our website to the contrary? We could care less about vulgar slang terms for the penis. How dare she!!

It appears that when the American public hears the word Woody, they are immediately offended. People believe the word is immoral and scandalous and they get out their bibles to pray because the devil is near. I am quite sure this government rep is sitting at home, all alone, wishing she had a woody, and not the car. Probably some frigid individual. Needs a good fuc----.

Nevertheless, we march on. This is not the first time we've had negative things said or written about us. We skate a very thin line and some groups object to our adult humor. To help people and families with erection problems touches very sensitive areas and issues. The average man or woman does not readily admit to their problems and emotional turmoil is the norm. Yet, we march on.

We have been discriminated against by major and minor companies, individuals and groups. Everyone from Google to Yahoo to Ebay, to our local advertising companies and graphic artists, have objected to WOODY at one time or another. It is a badge of courage and honor that we carry with pride.

Don't worry, because we will continue to spread our own form of gospel; being in the forefront concerning erection problems; helping to disseminate true information about erection problems and to sell Woody merchandise, Viagra, Levitra and so much more. We will continue to showcase all Woody's friends and continue to give out thousands of free stickers.

Please remember, the next time you hear or think of a Woody, think about that classic car, not an erection, because according to the government, a WOODY is immoral and scandalous.