FREE STICKERS.
You can get four free stickers from Haveawoody.com
for $1.00 for shipping and handling. Each sticker is 3.5" x 5",
die cut, with 3 or 4 colors depending upon the design. They are
not weather resistant, but what do you want for free?
Mail $1.00 with your name and address to:
Haveawoody.com
P.O. Box 13547
Reading, PA 19612-3547
Want even MORE STICKERS? You can get them here. "POOR BOY" STICKERS. We have
designed an 8.5" x 11" page of stickers for you to print yourself.
We call them "poor boy" because you need to add your own glue,
which you can download below. DOWNLOAD PAGE
OF STICKERS DOWNLOAD GLUE FREE T SHIRTS AND OTHER STUFF. You can receive free t-shirts, at our discretion,
if you:
- Send us
pictures that we use on the website. They can be pictures of
the free stickers placed in a very funny or disturbing places.
On signs, billboards, bodies, etc. Please don't send pictures
of them on your dick. NO DICK PICTURES! We will ban you forever
from the website.
- Pictures
of ladies/ women in our t-shirts or in their lingerie. We love
all woman and half-naked pictures of you in sexy lingerie will
definitely earn a free t-shirt. We must post your picture on
the website to qualify for a free shirt. You can earn more goodies
if you become one of our WOMEN OF WOODY models.
- ADOPTION
PROGRAM. You can get free t-shirts and banners and more stuff
if we adopt your group or organization. We want to become affiliated
with your bar, bowling team, little league team, dart team,
beer drinking society, etc. We require digital pictures and
a story line to run on the website. Yes, you can be
famous!
- Come up
with your own idea!!! Contact us with your idea, crazy or sane,
and if we like it, we will send you a free t-shirt. We are open
to suggestions!
- Pictures
of women in their lingerie.
- Pictures
of women in their lingerie.
FREE
BEER.
Yes, free liquor! Well, it's an idea in creation. We want to have
an annual party for all the friends of Woody, and have food, games
and liquor. We are open to suggestions for location and which
state will have the honor. This is a big idea and will require
much effort on our staff. Any suggestions, please contact us.
THIS IS MORE THAN A CHEAP PUBLICITY STUNT. Watch for updates on
our homepage.
Hey, where
else can you get free stickers, condoms, t-shirts and liquor?
How about free Viagra?
FREE
VIAGRA.
Yes, you can get a free 6 pack (50mg) from your doctor. Don't
be afraid to ask if you need help.
FREE
CONDOMS.
Yes, go to TrojanCondoms.Com and get your free condom. They also
have games, wear selector guide and other stuff.
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