About Us

     How did all this start? I keep asking myself the same question. Here I am, a mature, productive, income-tax paying member of society. A beacon in my community and I have a website to help men and couples achieve, maintain and maximize their erections. (Sorry, about mentioning the tag line).

     Well, if you click on PAUL'S STORY, you can get a capsulated version of my erection problems that I faced and overcame. Here I am telling the world my past problems and trying to help other souls.

     But, it all started years ago with some medical problems I was having and I actually helped myself, cured is a better word, my problems that should be discreet. I am happily married, kids, cars, dogs, picket fence, and great life. But, as I was aging, some things were slipping and I took action.

     Once my sexlife got back into high gear, I came up with the crazy idea of having a website to help other men experiencing my same problems and developed THE HARD LIFE SYSTEM with the help of a local urologist and psychologist. Other doctors, chiropractors, general practitioners started giving out my brochures which describe my website and THE HARD LIFE SYSTEM.

     Well, the website name came out-of-the-blue and we called it HAVEAWOODY.com. Very catchy name and certainly describes what I am trying to accomplish. We had a great name and the WOODY logo just kind of "popped" into my mind. I pictured a pink porcupine (now you know) holding a "hot dog" shaped logo at dick level...very graphic.

     I am no artist, very computer illiterate and needed help. Thankfully, my wonderful wife didn't think I was completely crazy. Yeah Paul, porcupine with a pink hotdog at dick level. I needed a graphic artist to design the logo and incorporate it with WOODY. I provided my crude drawings of WOODY and after several rounds of design revisions, we had WOODY.

     The pink porcupine didn't work with the pink hotdog and the hotdog and dick level was pretty disturbing. I do have the original concept board and four different looks of WOODY before he became the world's leading sex symbol.

     Now, we have a great company name (in my opinion), a great logo (in my opinion), a GREAT system to help couples with erection problems (many agree) and we started our unique website to sell our SYSTEM.

     We started selling THE HARD LIFE SYSTEM online. It took approx. 6 months from concept to going live. With limited advertising and not being indexed on any search engines, we received over 12,000 individual hits the first 6 weeks! Everyone was energized and had very good sales figures for our opening position.

     But one thing became very clear, very quickly...we had to expand our website. We received private emails from many people describing their own experiences with erectile dysfunction and many questions looking for an answer. Also, our logo, WOODY, captured smiles and attention everywhere. People were requesting stickers and merchandise. The hell with Paul and his story, we want WOODY. So, with the expansion, we now have two website, HAVEAWOODY.COM and THE HARDLIFE.COM.

    We are able to do so much more with our new data-driven website and have fun with WOODY and his new friends. We will maintain a focus on erections and erections problems for men and woman. We want to become a world-class clearinghouse of help and information for the world. That's our stated goal.

     HAVEAWOODY.COM is your one stop store with our "Erection Menu", "Daily Question", "Woman's World", "Woman Of Woody", and "Cool Stuff". Need Viagra, get it here! Need a sexy bra and panty set, get it here! Just need a joke, get it here!

     If you were to tell me two or three years ago that I would be talking about and writing about dicks and woodies, I would have said you're nuts. Yet, here we are and you're reading this. Crazy world.

     We thank all our customers for giving us a shimmer of hope that this endeavor is helping countless families. We ask everyone to contribute to the website. Tell a friend, participate in the chat room, and get some free stickers. Paste them on your body and send the picture. If we post them, we'll send you a free t-shirt.

      We are always looking for contributors to our website, writers are always needed and appreciated and doctors welcomed.

Thanks for reading and good luck.

Keep It Hard,
Paul